Ventura County Star from Ventura, California (2024)

May 14, 1998

Publication:

Ventura County Stari

Location:

Ventura, California

Issue Date:

Thursday, May 14, 1998

Page:

35

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JP i'lSl YM) If i3 I hl ot extraordinary spending An opportunity can increase your financial security Tonight's Tip: Party the night away PISCES (eb 19 March 20) Others put Ou in charge of a work related matter that is overwhelming you have the energy to do it despite obstacles ocus on one matter at a time Be logical as you proceed An insight hits you like a lightning bolt A boss makes more demands Tip: In the limelight a i IWA'IV Your Horoscope Astrology for Wednesday May 13 Jacqueline Bigar liig eatures Syndicate i 1 A ft 4 3m LEO (July 23 Aug 22) You are a live wire that can not and will not stop Partners are caught up in unexpected activity You are creative and can initiate new beginnings Tip: Playtime is here! 'VIRGO (Aug 23 Seirt 22) Take the lead professionally when opportunity knocks on your door unexpectedly Consider a home office or adapt your work patterns so that you feel freer and more centered Others seek you out Your popularity is high Up: Order in LIBRA (Sept 23 Oct 22) Talk is cheap though provocative You are personality plus Listen carefully to a child or loved one who is overly excited Work and daily demands are overwhelming Muster up the energy and surprise yourself about how much you can do Tip: Spend time with a dear friend SCORPIO (Oct 23 Nov 21) Your imagination goes way beyond the realm of reality when it comes to financial' 1 speculation Whoa! Pull ip the reins and discipline yourself Someone is playful and can be distracting A loved one praises your talents Expect the unexpected Tip: Take a midweek break i SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 Dec 21) You are personable others delight in your exciting ways and energized manner Expect surprises around each corner and you will be pleased A family member seeks ypu'out for your sound advice You have little choice but to grant an audience Tip: Make calls CAPRICORN (Dec 22 Jan 19) Mystery abounds Go behind the scenes for answers Carefully examine long term goals inances take an unexpected tutn Look within to find the right solution Curb phone calls stay on top of wori Tip: Do something for yourself HAjY BIRTHDAY for Wednesday May 13 1998: (Jnd to one relating opens new doors and presents a spe ciaJ career related opportunity Seek more freedom and i selfrexpression at work Honor your needs Reach out for offers network and make new friends You will also expand your social life If you are single meeting people is a £nap Choosing the right person however proves to be more challenging The good news is that you will be able to dxercise choice If attached the two of you make an unbeatable team Learn to work together in all realms of your life SAGITTARIUS supports your creative endeavors i The Stars Show the Kind of Day Have: 5 Dynamic 4 Positive 3 Average 2 So so 1 Difficult ARIES (March 21 April 19) Extremes mark (interactions Work with surprises greet life positively and remain sure of yourself You get so much information you know what to do Screen calls Your mind is on over lod Keep a notepad nearby to jot down your many tfieughts Tip: Buy concert tickets TAURUS (April 20 May 20) You feel as if in a blender you make distinctions between work and a demands Remember that this is only one day in 'pur life Sort through your messages and deal with one (thihq at a time Tip: Chat with a trusted associate GpMINI (May 21 June 20) You flow with the uproar 'AQUARIUS (Jan 20 eb 18) Surprises' surround youqf4he moment Bosses demand a lot from you but fortu i j'Zdrid the' unexpected reigns where others are'concerned you have a keen sense of humor Postpone deci Examine your financial needs before entertaining the notion i iti a 1 1 4L' i irrM'inr kt rt 1 vtrorNr4 in nf Art rtrtrtrttiirt itn! rto rt i rt rtvrt rt ort siop maKing until you riavu an me lacao ourpiioco uappou jaj)d you get a different perspective on someone (Ttp: Out and about (CANCER (June 21 July 22) Work calls but tke care of jyoyrself first Establish your limits and don't push so hard During animated financial talks you disagree with some dne but his insight proves revealing Tonight's Tip: Head home Thg'above astrological forecasts should be read for entertainment value only Such'predictbns have no basis iri scientific fact Win at Bridge Wednesday May 13 1998 Ey Phillip Alder 'Newspaper Enterprise Association I mentioned yesterday (Mike nevi computer product BridgeLessons Volume 1" is excel jeht have a look at a dealfrotn the section on safety playsA warning though: Almost (everyone would fall to defeat (given this layout of the cards "'Against your six diamondcdntract West leads the club :10: queen king ace How would you continue? did incredibly well toremove three no trump If I hadbeen Lawrence I would havemade the trump suit a majorwhich would have made a two opening by South vir tually automatic diamond ace and returns his last spade which West ruffs withthe diamond nine True you were very unlucky But good players make their own luck a better plan Cash the heart ace at trick two cross to spade queen and take the heart king discard ing a spade from hand Then play off your remaining two top 'i! jspades throwing low club See the difference? 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